In Which I Prove I Cannot be Trusted to be Mature

Okay, so I write this great post about being a good wife and building up your husband, and my follow through is this video, found via this post by Simcha.

I’ll also repeat her warning about the video because it’s funnier than anything I’d think of writing (just like most of her posts):

(WARNING: video shows a female bare back, and has a bleeped-out swear word. If you are likely to be upset by that, then for the love of mike, please do not click on the link.)

http://video.gprime.net/media/flv/flv.swf?gN=tattooremover&gX=640&gY=480&gL=87

How I Roll

GraphJam has this graph up that perfectly sums up my gardening prowess:

Graph by: moon-cat via Graph Jam Builder

So if I post pictures of living, blooming flowers on this blog, I expect lots of praise for not managing to kill them.

And if I manage to grow a tomato and pepper plant this year, too … well, I want a party.

So there.

There is No Good Reason for Posting This Video

Except that I saw it and it cracked me up.

What’s Wrong with This Picture?

I needed four cans of kidney beans to make a double-portion of Brown Sugar Chili last night. I opened the four cans and this is what I found.

Quick Notes on a Busy Weekend

Two quick things:

1. We did a small renovation in our kitchen, and I’m planning on posting pictures because I just so dang proud of my husband for doing this job for me.  It turned out great, and he worked within some pretty irritating limitations to give me a better space (and more useful) in our kitchen.  He’s my hero.  He truly lives up to his Knighthood status.

2. I saw this For Better or for Worse cartoon today (you know Lynn Johnston has gone back to the beginning, tweaking her strip as she goes through the growing up years again), and this cartoon just made me smile.  Once, we took Big Girl to Disney World, and she lagged behind a few moments in line.  We’d just noticed she wasn’t with us when we heard her kind of cry out a little – a sort of gasp! – and looked back to notice that she’d hugged the legs of a man in shorts nearly identical to Travel Man’s that day.  Right shorts, wrong daddy.  :)

   

Have a blessed Sunday.

Quick and Easy Version of the Dave Ramsey Plan

http://www.hulu.com/embed/J4vJO8oTo5zAO0QrO_sbLQ/0/139

GROAN!

This punny joke would be right up Julie’s alley.

There is a school bus that has its route down Sesame Street.

At the first stop, a really fat Irish boy gets on the bus.  His name is Paddy O’Malley.

At the second stop, a somewhat large girl gets on the bus.  Her name is Patricia. These two children are quite large, but on Sesame Street the children are kind and do not make fun of them.

At the third stop, a boy named Russell gets on the bus. He has a mental disability, but he also receives respect. The other children simply say that Russ is simple.

At the last stop, a really gross kid named Lester Sleaze gets on the bus. You know he is gross because he hangs out with Oscar the Grouch. He does gross things on the bus too like taking off his shoes and picking at his bunions.

What this all amounts to is: two obese Paddies, special Russ, Lester Sleaze picking bunions on the Sesame Street run.

Hat tip: Good, Clean Funnies

MacBook Wheel!

This is so funny.  (WARNING: Language Alert!!)

And so not true, just in case you didn’t recognize the Onion’s News Department.  For one, Jobs did not present this morning.  For real Apple news, go here.  

Fail Blog

I got hooked on LOLCats, now I’m hooked on Fail Blog, an offshoot of said cats.

Today’s got a hysterical FAIL: a text message on a man’s iPhone that spells doom for his daughter.

WARNING: CONTENT AT LINK IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN!!!

Stupid Crook Files

Not the brightest bulb on the string, eh?

Man Arrested After Using Pay Stub as Bank Robbery Note

By foxnewsonline@foxnews.com

The robber’s threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub.